It doesn't even occur to you that you're self-centered because you are so self-centered and...
Es kommt dir nicht mal in den Sinn, dass du
egozentrisch bist, weil du ja so
egozentrisch bist.
Would you prefer I'd be childish, self-centered or make grimaces?
Wär's dir lieber, ich bin kindisch,
egozentrisch oder mach Grimassen?