Well, he's alive, but his synapses are misfiring and his E.E.G. is all over the place.
Er lebt, aber seine
Synapsen haben Fehlzündungen.
Apparently, it's because we don't renew synapses after our 20s, so it's downhill from then on.
Angeblich, weil wir ab 20 keine neuen
Synapsen mehr bilden. Ab dann geht's bergab.